22 Clever Christmas Cards That Are Actually Funny

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Your Christmas card game just got a whole lot stronger.

Let's be real. Christmas cards suck. You're either getting some lame variation of a red-and-green-themed Merry Christmas/Happy Holidays/Season's GreetingsOR some braggadocious novel of holiday newsletter that is solely aimed at making you feel even worse about your pathetic life. We can't force people to stop sending you either of these sad excuses for "holiday cheer," but wecanmake sure that you're never forced to do the same.

We've compiled a few hilarious card options for every person your list. Whether you need a card for your precocious 8-year-old cousin Olivia or your totally obnoxious brother-in-law Dave, we've got you covered.

For the person who loves pop culture...

Source: Seas and Peas

Jon Snow
Source: Tay Ham Greeting Cards

darth vader
Source: Clever Printables

For the person who can appreciate a good biblical joke...

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Source: Naughty Little Cards

Or a good tech joke...

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For the person who knows how to truly enjoy the holiday...

mulled wine
Source: JessieandSquid

fat pants
Source: Stuff Anna Loves


Source: Naughty Little Cards

And for the cynic who is approaching it all wrong...

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For that special someone...

Like Balls
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Source: Naughty Little Cards

sit lap
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well hung
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Or not...

Source: Naughty Little Cards

For the G-rated crowd...

Source: Mudsplash Studios

want ewe
Source: Claire Lordon Design

And the R-rated crowd...

bite me
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hum bug
Source: JessieandSquid

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For mom or dad or anyone else who has "had it with the damn cell phones"...

Source: shopsaplingpress

And last, but not least, for Dave...

Source: JessieandSquid

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